Note of the author
Where your don't have font?
Ummmm...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {walks in and looks at the error message} Ummmm... what's going on here? What happened to my website?
{Strong Bad enters from the left.}
STRONG BAD: The system is down, yo.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohh... the system... Right, right.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, I think too many people tried to log on. {scratches his head} Uh... sorry about that.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What are you sorry for? It's my website.
STRONG BAD: Um... I don't think they're coming to see you, Homestar.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: What, you think everybody's logging on to watch "tape-leg"? Yeah, that's a good one.
STRONG BAD: Hey, shut up! The tape-leg is cool. {Stretches his hand out and to the right}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, when do I get my website back?
STRONG BAD: Oh, anytime now. We've got our top men working on it round-the-clock.
{Bubs enters from the left holding a motherboard.}
BUBS: Well, I found the problem. Looks like somebody tried to cram-a-lam a Swiss Cake Roll into the disk drive.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, really? {leaning toward Strong Bad, eyeing him suspiciously}
STRONG BAD: Uh, what are you looking at me for? I did—hut—wut—nany—huit— {runs off quickly}