It looks like Arial Rounded Bold that someone put a couple of lines through to make it look like it's a stencil.

It looks like someone erased the outline around Varsity

This looks put together by hand... and they might have used something like ITC Lubalin to achieve this look

http://myfonts.us/td-PUINQK

It's that darn R...

I thought perhaps Bodoni at first - but that R
Then I thought, oh maybe Bauer Bodoni - and again NO C is all wrong
So I figured Modern 216 - same headache...

It is a font - and there is an exact out there... but it isn't any of the above, and that includes Modern No. 20

Está muito bem-vindos

and we are still partying....

I don't know what font this is - but if you need a quick substitute (NOT THE SAME but similar) try Windsor... and extend it -- a lot... the "i" and "r" are close... giving it that same feeling....

runo

looks like someone used Travis Thin - and extended it...

and that leaves the B
It reminds me of fonts that Sudtipos would put out - like a modified Mrs Blackfort or Miss Fitzpatrick -- closest I think - Mr. Canfields - backslanted.

For MARS

"AVALIER" might be Franklin Condense Demi/Semi?

and the C looks like it came out of a Letterhead Font - but don't ask me which one

The placed on a curve and weathered....

Ah thank you...

Been a rough period - hopeful all these positive thoughts will see us all through...

BOOBS LOL

Have a better (LARGER) image?

This is a toughie at this size.... and if size does not matter and you just need something close try Perrywood from Monotype: http://myfonts.us/td-qpC3OE

This seems to be customized for the ad.
HOLD ON could have been made from something like Nuetraface, while NERVO could have been modified from many typefaces like oh, Trade Gothic.

I

Does this mean we are going to show our boobs?

Yep - Vipnagorgialia - obliqued and then add lines where ya want them.

http://www.dafont.com/vipnagorgialla.font?text=IROCZ

Oh Fred - why don't we do the same?

Sounds like Mike has decided to give himself a prize...

Also, I have a strong feeling - this is not a typeface - as the "a" and "l" used are not matching up...

Close but no cigar:
Commercial font: Studio Script
Dafont font: Noodle Script

So Mike - what did you use....

This has the same feel - not the same - but price is right

http://www.dafont.com/elsa.font?text=01.11+uur+1970+gram+44+cm