Pretty close to a font called Univers!
I'm pretty sure "hot mess" is done in Gill Sans. Perhaps a modification or an "eco" version?
Any help with identifying the script at the bottom would be appreciated, thanks!
claudeserieux said 
une variante de Clarendon
c'est vrai
Looks like Futura Medium with faux bold (as you can see rounded corners on the text)

With alternates.
Edited on Aug 28, 2012 at 21:25 by drf_
I think it's Clarendon with some texture!
You know what, you've been waiting so long for us to find a similar font that I just made one!

Edited on Aug 27, 2012 at 19:43 by rocamaco
I'd give it a 60% chance it's Tahoma... I think.
Every time I see one of these posts I do a little dance in my head.
Albertus would be a great alternative, jus sayin!
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