Chinese Whisper

this is so funny~

so so so funny~!
please allow me to translate those Chinese words above in my poor English.
form left to right:
1. Savior of a male.As a slogan usually used in medicine's TV advertisement,like "Viagra"
2. It's a folksay of "Erectile dysfunction" - -||
3. The eve of final battle.
4. I don't know how to translate this.friend downstair please complement it.
5. Bad boy.
6. I.Q. is zero.
7. male's ache ^_*
8. A handsome guy
9. 3 independent Chinese word each other.
10. translated directly is "Golden finger".