Okay, so I have FontLab. I've never made a font before. I want to make a pixel font, like the ones found in Bitmap, on the Themes section of the site. The question is...

Fontlab is hard!
I want to make a simple font, pixel by pixel by pixel. How? I am fine with getting any other programs.

Nice pick, FontLab. The best, the most complicate to master and the steepest learning curve. I think that in your case you will be much better of with FontStruct specially if you just want to make a pixel font.

http://www.pentacom.jp/soft/ex/font/edit_canvas.html

edit : i made these fonts with this website :
http://www.dafont.com/fr/rififi-serif.font
http://www.dafont.com/fr/pixarrows.font