Civilian  Suggested by malvolio 

oooooo muchas gracias, me has salvado la vida

You're welcome.
First time I've saved a life...

Another evidence you're soooooooo young, the rest of us have saved a lot of lives here...

Hey, I've only been on this forum two months!

We know that, we count every single day, since we have to suffer you...

I wanted to say "And who knew 2 months could feel this long" but I though "Naaah, no need to put oil on a fire"

Hey, French say that too? In Romanian we say "gaz pe foc".