I was looking at the new fonts on Myfonts and I discovered some really interesting font names. They seem to carry a message with a distinct sexual undertone.
Have a look:

RECTAL

which is probably what

HOGIE ROUGH

likes

Because he seems to be in

KRISTIAN PARADISE

where he partakes in

HORESPORT

haha

NICE ONE !

Thank goodness he doesn't like

BEMBO SCRIPT

because he doesn't want his

DARLING CARLINA

to get

BABYSHINE

even though he is the

SAUCEGUY

and is not opposed to

MODERN ROMANCE

with his

GENGBOY

resulting in some

SLOTHY JELLY

and later on in

BUN CHALK

After the exhausting weekend, he will visit his

MONDAY HONEY

who is a

LITTLE MERRY

because of the party with the

HIPPIES CREW

where she engaged in steaming

BESTYLINE

sex - back in the

INFERNO CORNER

which ended in some

MC FLISTAGE

which wasn't too

ZF GENTLY