How can I make a font? I have a font ready in my mind because I make fonts on paper... but... how do I make one OFFICIAL.. like a zip!?

You should start reading this : http://ilovetypography.com/2007/10/22/so-you-want-to-create-a-font-part-1/

And read that : http://www.dafont.com/fr/forum/search.php?cx=partner-pub-0335502560634205%3A6690093599&cof=FORID%3A10&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=create&sa=Rechercher&siteurl=www.dafont.com%2Ffr%2Fforum%2F&ref=www.dafont.com%2Ffr%2Fforum%2Fread%2F39493%2Fhow-can-i