OK seriously it won't tell us how to make a font... HOW DO YOU MAKE A FONT???

are you a joke or something like that ?

With sweat.

Some reading for you : http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2010/11/16/web-typography-100-educational-resources-tools-and-techniques/

classic question

OMG stop I'm new and i need a real way and for free!!!

Have you read the link i provided ? this is the REAL way. So take a breath, relax, and start reading, we can't do it for you.

To create a font, use a font creator software : http://www.dafont.com/en/soft.php#3

I don't need a software actually, i can make fonts without software!

I may be wrong, but this new user's probably talking about websites that help you creating fonts without installing any software on your computer.

http://www.glyphrstudio.com/online/

It said "without software". Without is without. And it can not be done without software. Be it off-line or on-line.
Even when it wants to return to letterpress it will still need the CAM software for the cutting.

It's impossible to create a file (any of them) without software (at least an OS).

HOW DO YOU MAKE A FONT?!?...

Read the previous messages.

yeah what he said

I love this!

It's not strange.
If you have an interest in designing then you can make your own font and sell it for $$$$.
You can make font by our traditional method of designing or by some online site or software.
Both are good but if you want to create a Professional grade font, then you should always choose traditional method.
here I see a good article explaining both the methods. You can follow this to learn more about creating fonts
https://www.experthoot.com/how-to-make-a-font/

Good Luck.

Use Microsoft Font Maker. It lets you use handwriting instead of boring shapes.