Modified (tilted, perspective added).
Oh, and I found Derpy.
Aaaand (thanks to SashiX
!) it turns out that it's actually just the dull, boring Myriad Pro Bold :<
Nonetheless, at least it's obtainable.
Too bad you can't get it! :(
The "JUMBOR" part horizontally scaled, the square things removed from As in "ANGZENGBANG".
The variety called "MINISKAP", to be exact.
The "ERAN" part, modified, manually italized and condensed.
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