Interesting asymmetry in the "S". I'm going to guess it's a one-off, not made using any existing font.

Sorry, no help with the font, but you might want to look for a spell-checker too.
;-)

These names ARE the names of the fonts!

These names ARE the names of the fonts!

I know I've seen that sideways "o" before, but I can't find it now. Closest one I can find is Helvetica Neue LT Std 73 Bold Extended.

Verdana Pro (regular). The top line, "PIXELPERF3CT'S" is the same font too.

I doubt that this is a font; it's much more likely a custom-designed logo.

The numerals are stretched in height, but also Britannic Bold.

It looks like Thunderbird by Bitstream, compressed to about 60% and severely dirtied up.

Dessau Drei's "s" is the right shape, but the font isn't bold enough, and there's no bolder version.

Eurostile Bold Extended #2, the same as the GEICO logo.

Look more carefully... none of the letters from Nickelodeon match! Harry Fat and Dessau Drei are more similar to the posted image than Nickelodeon, but still not quite the same.

It might be Joe College Sans NF - which is interesting since that font was made in 2010, and Back to the Future Parts I and II were released in 1985 and 1989 . Maybe someone on the production crew borrowed Doc's DeLorean!

For "ALMANAC", Blockbusted is close, but a bit too compressed and the "M" is slightly different.

Dude, the word "ALKALINE" has letters "A" and "K" which do not appear on the other battery. There are characteristics in those letters which can be seen in spite of the blurriness. I have found fonts which match most of the letters but not ALL of them; many times it is the "K" which does not match. Please leave my image so that the most possible letters are available for others to help me match the font!

It looks like a version of Helvetica, but it falls between "Extra Compressed" and "Ultra Compressed". I think it must be a look-alike, but I can't find the right one.

In case you didn't already know, this is hand-drawn, or at least parts of it are (like the outlines around "SPORTS"). However, going by the turned-up tail on the "R", I strongly suspect that both "GRAYS" and "SPORTS" are based on Clarendon Black or clone(s) thereof.

The "ALMANAC" font seems familiar too, but I can't put a name to it at the moment.

Frutiger Ultra Black, or Frutiger 95 Ultra Black, or one of its many clones (FreeSet Extra Bold, Humanist 777 Extra Black). It has been manually compressed slightly, and obliqued.