I know this is a Jon Contino font.
Does somebody know of a font that resembles this? I assume the font itself isn't available online.

My boss wants it, and I just got the job, so it'd be awesome to come up with something close to it, not even mention the font itself.
Thanks in advance!

Look at : http://www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=106&page=1&fpp=50&af=on

Sans serif Tuscan style fonts are a rarity Menhir

Maybe... http://www.dafont.com/texas-troupe-fp.font

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