Can someone PLEASE PLEASE help me with these two fonts?
Ugh I've gone through my whole list and nothing even though
they look so familiar

This is hand lettered. Where did you find this image?

Which ones is hand written because I for one know Old Fashion is a typeface for sure.
And I can't find the source of the image. It's from a confidential folder for a customer.

Both. Compare the As in HAYES etc and NED in FASHIONED and OWNED: top right of the N and E, total shape of the D.

If you are looking for "close" take a look at
Strayhorn: http://myfonts.us/td-T0A7Fh or
Carter Sans Semibold: http://myfonts.us/td-mO3BXM

Good suggestions I think, certainly the Strayhorn. But you would need to mirror the A.

Yeah, these actually worked pretty well. Just made a few changes in Illustrator and it looks extremely close. Thanks both of you!