What is this font?

Hermes  Suggeriti da pilaster 

Hermes?

Scaled a little horizontally (but that could be the fault of Specsavers™)?

I think you're 100% right. I didn't realize this before, but that's actually a sample from the Russian version of "The social network" movie (original or fan-made ?). As Klavika doesn't seem to have Cyrillic letters, they must have been looking for something that looks like Klavika