Off Topic I know, but try Scary Scrimshaw :-)
Difficult to confirm at that resolution, but it could be Asenine
Saturday - Ostrich Sans Bold
Bookman Old Style,semi-bold.
Two fonts, one of which is Museo slab, not sure about the one that makes up the first line and a few others though.
Look's like Champ. If your'e not needing exact there are many similar - Fette Egyptienne http://www.dafont.com/fetteegyptienne.font?text=FEBRUARY
is very close
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